Last night Jason Castro was put out of his American Idol misery when he was voted off the commune. Before finding out his fate he was forced to participate in a little viewer Q & A. When asked what's been the hardest part of A.I., Jason responded, "Uh...uh.....uh....dead brain...." Yes indeed, Jason, you have a dead brain. But you're cute as hell so I'll miss you anyway. Please see the picture below of a shirtless JC partying with a smoking, pregnant teen.
Who would have thought Syesha would have made it to the final three? She's like that friend you have that everyone agrees has a great voice, but in moments of clarity acknowledge she's just o.k. Still, she does have talent even if it's talent we've seen a thousand times before.
I finally figured out what it is about Scooter Archuleta's singing that drives me crazy.....he has a bad case of Yak Tongue. Yak Tongue is an irritating condition where the tongue is actually too large for the mouth in which it is anchored. Yak Tongue symptoms include: lisping, permanent congestion tones, and brain aneurysms in others.
David Cook. I feel like he should win, yet I also feel like he is becoming my nemesis. I predict Cook will win and go on to battle me for control of the Universe.
I'm so ready for this to be over.