One of my friends, Hot Vagina (HV), here at work just said to me:
HV: "I noticed you haven't had your lady garden waxed."
I immediately put my hands over my crotch-us as if to keep her prying eyes off of what must have become a giant flowering bush!
Me (in a total panic): "You can see it????!!!"
HV: "No, just hadn't heard you talk about it so you must not have done it."
Me: "Oh. Because I tell everybody everything?"
HV: "Pretty much. You do know you have to take your panties off, right?"
Me: "Yeah, that's why you haven't heard me talk about getting it pruned."
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