I don't do impressions, but I wish I did. And the two impressions I most long to do are Christopher Walken and Matthew McConaughey because even a bad impression of those two makes me fall on the floor laughing. I discovered this little gem today (when I should have been working) on funnyordie.com. I could spend all day watching funny videos, but in between the donkey braying laughter that erupts from me, I feel deeply jealous of such funniness. I'm a frustrated comedian to be sure and to top it off cannot impersonate Mcconaughey! Alright, alright, alright!