On the way to the Family Reunion my daughter threatened to punch something (a reasonable threat considering the five hour drive with the crazy old ladies in our car), but when my Mom asked where she got "punch" from I said, "Probably from some bully at school with classless parents."
Within the next half hour my mother pointed out two instances where I'd threatened to punch her in the head. Huh. Upon reflection, I realized perhaps, just perhaps, she got the punching thing from me.
Here are a few other words or phrases she's picked up or will shortly:
Knuckle head (as in, you knuckle heads are about to get it)
Crap, crap, crap
I guess your father didn't see the milk and cheerios all over the floor.
Why do I have to do everything around here.
You're driving me nuts/crazy!
I kinda want to throw you through the ceiling.
Men are almost useless.
Men are completely useless.
Who stinks? [sniff, sniff]
Whoo! I'm gassy!
I can't believe that just came out of me.
Momma's about to lose it!
Can I be alone for five freaking seconds!
Somebody kill me.
Keep it up, just keep it up.
Why me, Jesus, why me?
I. Swear. To. The. Lord. (insert one of the above phrases)
I mean it....