Facebook has all these time-waste quizzes that I waste my time taking. Recently, the results of a few quizzes have cemented FB's hatred of me.
Quiz 1: Which Musical Charater Are You?
Result: The fat girl from Hairspray.
My Response: Up yours FB. You're ugly and ugly is forever.
Quiz 2: Which Movie Lawyer are You?
Result: Vinny from My Cousin Vinny.
My Response: Oh, yeah? Well, you're a little bitch.
Quiz 3: How Annoying Are You?
Result: Incredibly annoying.
My Response: Not as annoying as you!
FB and I may have to attend couples counseling.