Last night in the shower Jake attempted to return to the womb when he discovered how mommies are different from daddies. When he couldn't wedge himself from whence he came, he then tried to perform a cervix check. Not cool, Jake, not cool at all.
Just one of many reasons mommies should get to shower in private.
Hey what is that?
Is it a squirrel?
Oh. That's where I came from? I need a cookie.