Of course, today's toy makers go even further than Skipper and her pup, Tits McGee. Below is a toy from Great Britain that appears to be a stripper kit.
That's right for $75.00 your little dancer can unleash the sex kitten inside ...with Peekaboo Dance Dollars!" Peekaboo Pole Dancing Kit includes: an 8.5-foot chrome pole; a "sexy dance garter"; and play money for stuffing into said garter.
I really hope someone got fired over this one. Or arrested.
I've previously criticized the Bratz dolls for being whores, but I think the worst has yet to come. Apparently, the Pussycat Dolls are going to have actual dolls of themselves marketed to 8 year olds. Yes, the Pussycat Dolls that sing things like, "loosen up my buttons, baby" and "don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me." Now, I'm a fan of the tunes, but a Pussycat Doll doll cannot be appropriate for anyone under twenty.I hope they come with underwear.
Why does everything have to be nasty these days? Oh, God. I just turned into my mother.