Here's just a taste of my 4th of July near death experience courtesy of a bunch of hayseeds (me and my family)setting off fireworks indiscriminately. You'll here some of my commentary and a lot of "woohs". Every year is an Independence Miracle because no one gets hurt, well, not badly anyway. That's even after I lit an aerial firework on the ground and a massive explosion sent us all scrambling. In my defense, my little cousin handed it to me and asked me to light it. How was I supposed to know it needed to be shot into the air? Duh.