Married women all over the world are suffering from a little known sexual disease: Greedy Bastard Syndrome, or GBS. GBS can strike at anytime and in any marriage. GBS is caused by giving a husband any sexual attention that then leads to increased demands by husband for even greater sexcapades.
Telltale signs include:
a not-so-gentle prodding with a penis in various locations of your body- lower back, elbow, knee pit...
inappropriate nipple twisting
angry pillow fluffing when sexual contact denied
One woman suffering from GBS had this to say:
"It's like a fire, if you fail to tend it dies out completely, but if you stoke it just a bit it will roar back to life! One minute you've got smouldering embers and the next you're in the middle of a California wild fire!"
Another woman said, "I had a friend who had GBS really bad. Her clitoris melted."
Currently, there is no cure for GBS, but every day we're one step closer to erradicating this terrible syndrome. Saving GBS sufferers one clit at a time!