Thursday, August 28, 2008

Pitch Jurl

I'm thinking of pitching a new T.V. show to some networks, tell me what you think....

It's 2008 and the Facts of Life jurls are still working for Mrs. Garrett in her bakery sweat shop (let's pretend the junk shop never happened) and though they're long out of school they still where their uniforms. When not making pastries, the jurls use their super secret, super powers to fight crime! Tootie's roller skates aren't just a pair of skates, they allow her to move at super-human speeds and time travel! Joe shoots golden monkey wrenches from her wrists (think Spiderman) and Blair blinds evil doers with her big white horse teeth. Natalie eats bad guys and poops them out in a big, turd case, keeping them secure until the cops arrive to cart them away!

Every week there's a different bad guy trying to take over the world and the human race is saved by the Amazing Facts of Life Jurls!!

Who wouldn't watch that? If they can remake 90210 then the FOL jurls can come back as superheros. I'm working on the opening song.....


Now, really, who looks more capable of kicking ass???? The fuity tooties in the crazy get-ups or the gals of Edna's Edibles?



3 comments:

Beverly said...

I think you have been sniffing too much cleaning solution or white out.

jurl said...

Jurrrrlllll- I'm just thinking outside the box....

Holly Golightly said...

At first perusal, I was inclined to agree with Beverly. But upon further reflection (and a very nice Cab) I've decided you're on to something. The opening theme song. I'm thinking Puff the Magic Dragon with an 80s hair metal twist. Or maybe some kind of Celtic tune turned college radio. I don't know. But it has to be every bit as off-putting as a super hero having super pooping powers. That's all I'm saying. Work it, jurl.