Sam and I watched the classic Rankin/Bass Rudolph the other night and I've made a few observations:
Rudolph's Dad was a jerk and probably a wife beater. He forced Rudolph to wear a fake nose because he was so ashamed of the nose God gave him and basically told his wife to shut her pie-hole when she tried to object. Jerk face.
Rudolph was kind of whiny. I know his Dad was a jerk face, but still! Woe is me, I've got a shiny red nose....woe is me, my dad's giving me a complex. Enough already.
Santa was a dick. Santa ridiculed Rudolph's nose and refused him service in his sleigh pulling team! And he was a butt-hole to the Elf Choir! Is Santa a Nazi?
That little dentist elf de-toothed the Bumble leaving him unable to eat. Proving that all dentists, even elf dentists, are sadists.
Just a few things I noticed.
Does this nose make me look fat?