Well, how fantastic that I actually got some questions and even better- they're all excellent questions! I will evaluate each one with the love and tenderness they deserve then post my responses over the course of the next week. Believe it or not I do have a solution for each problem.
Truthfully, I thought I'd have to make up some questions to answer so I'm thrilled to only have to do half the work!
If you have not submitted a query, but still have a burning need to know what to do about butt hair or how to make your family leave you alone or whatever, it's not too late! Just post a question and I will add it to my list.
Looking forward to solving your problems one small penis or annoying co-worker at a time.
Disclaimer: I am not responsible for ruining your marriage or your life. That's your job.