Next week I'd like to give advice. Here's what we should do: you guys ask me for advice and I will give it to you. You can post questions here or send an e-mail to the address located to the right. Here is an example of what we might see:
My husband has bad breath and I'm afraid to tell him for fear of hurting him. He's very sensitive. What should I do?
Let's face it, bad breath is only a big deal in the car and in the bed. So, keep some tic-tacs in the glove compartment and on the night stand. If he's a close talker requiring 24 hour tic-tac sedation then nut up and tell him before your eyebrows melt off or get a divorce.
My husband loves having sex standing up, but as a nurse I spend all day on my feet! By the time I get home the last thing I want to do is have sex standing on my poor, tired feet. What should I do?
My Dogs Are Barking
Dear My Dogs Are Barking,
There is an easy fix for this one and it's called a bar stool. That way you sit and he stands. Abra cadabra, problem solved. A word of caution though, don't get one that spins around or you might turn into the Wheel of Vafortune.
So please send me your questions! I may even have a guest blogger to help with the answers.... If you send me a funny question you'll get a funny answer and if you send a serious question you will get a serious answer. My qualifications for doing this are 1) I want to; 2) I'm hilarious; 3) I've been through every kind of trauma known to man and survived; and 4) I want to.
Looking forward to hearing from you!