That's where it got sad. Real sad. Kiss is too old for full make-up and chest-revealing spandex. The make-up got stuck in their wrinkles and creases making them look like a crypt-keeper tranny. And I'm sorry, Gene Simmons, we know your tongue is freakishly long, but that doesn't mean you should stick it out every three seconds. That just looks stupid.
And Paul, a man your age should not be falling on the ground in a humping stance unless he is in fact humping or seizing. That, plus your oily bo-hunk grey chest hair is just nasty. Take a tip from Rod Stewart and wear a twelve-piece suit to cover that shite up. Gag.
Here's the harsh truth fellas, gravity isn't just something for the ladies. It also affects men, specifically, your saggy arm flaps, your pouchy nipples, your collapsed stomach muscles, and even your droopy cod-pieces. There comes a time we must all accept where God has brought us, old age. Just be glad you survived the 1970s to see it.

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Was KISS there? All I could see was my beautiful Adam, who looked every bit the hot, viril, sexy, naughty young man. I will so miss seeing him on my TV twice a week. Love him mucho.
Gag.
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