Monday, September 5, 2011

Burning Down the Jurl

Texas is on fire. CNN just reported that Governor Rick Perry is returning to our dry, barren, burning, wasteland of a state to help. Help? Hmmm. He must really think he can do something because he was scheduled to speak at a town hall as he continues his attempt to capture the White House and violate it for four years. But, what can he do to help with our fires? Oh, yes. He can piss on them like he has pissed on our state for the last twelve years.

Oooooh! Can I run the siren??? Whre's my firefighter's hat?!

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