My computer likes giving me unsolicited advice. Usually it tells me I'm fat or have a tiny dick, but the other day I got this:
re: She loves blowing it large.
She eyed on my dong in my pants and i invited her over.
Really? Really, computer? Now, I may need to lose some weight, and yes, my dick may be teeny tiny, if non-existent, but I'm not eyeing any dongs so perhaps you don't know me as well as you think you do.