Friday, March 26, 2010

One of Those Jurls

Have you heard about the moms that had the hots for one of the Wiggles? I think it was Cancer Wiggle...anyway, I always pittied those moms for derailing into sicko pathetic ville. Until I took a ride on the Imagination Movers roller coaster of love. That's right, I'm talking about Rich, drummer for the Movers. Tall, skinny, dark haired, and blue overalls--yum.

Quick-put a gun in my mouth and pull the trigger.

I hope that wedding ring is just to throw off the throngs of "Richies". I really think we have a chance for an alternate universe where I'm not married, he's not married, I don't have kids, I'm not chunky, I fart less, a lot less, and he is within ten miles of me. It could happen. Don't kill the dream.

1 comment:

Claudia said...

Seriously LOL. I have a crush on the middle Jonas... Don't judge.